We were fully prepared to ignore this story until Ellen DeGeneres lost it on her TV show. Then, we were fully prepared to unleash the snark, but we're afraid of becoming a vicktim. Still, this qualifies as one of those clips that elicits a mammoth "HUH?" The background: Iggy the Pooch had hit the adoption jackpot. Rich Celebrity. Mansion. Limousines. DeGeneres took the dog home, but the cats DeGeneres already owns let Iggy know that home was a two-species household. Meow. So DeGeneres tried to find a loving home for the dog and gave Iggy to her hairdresser. The adoption agency said nope. Iggy must return to the orphanage and the hard-knock life. The hairdresser's family is upset. DeGeneres feels responsible and cries on TV. Meanwhile, Iggy waits to see if there's another sugar Daddy Warbucks in his future.